Toddler glossary

2-year old 
BAH-MAH-SEWF: Stand down, sir.

18-month-old
BOOSH: Play me Wheels on the Bus. I will accept no alternatives.

16-month-old edition

MOAH: more. Usage: "Moah?"  /with hand signal
MO: no. Usage: "Oh mo!" /hands to cheeks
A-BAH: basketball. Usage: "A-bah! A-bah!" Translation: I don't care if there's two inches of swamp mud on the ground from that torrential rainstorm, take me outside to play basketball, giant person! 
OWW: ouch. Usage: "Oww." /removes my glasses and hits me in the face with them
POOPOO: poop. Usage: "Poopoo." /farts loudly
WOW: wow. Usage: /rooster crows "Wow." /rooster crows "Wow." /rooster crows "Wow."
AGUA: water. Usage: "Agua." /pours onto self.
DEE: open this thing I'm pointing at that will end up with you expending lots of energy getting whatever is in here back into this thing.
BOPPITY: strawberry or Grandmary or Ms. Gabby or ball.