Compo, scrunching his face with the effort of finding their way home whilst lost out in the fields.
Norman Clegg: Does it hurt when you think?
Compo: Does a bit, Norm. I haven't got the brain for it.
Clegg: What's 30 pence to win at 17 to 1.
Compo: Four pound 86, I think.
Clegg: You could have a Ph.D. in horse-racing. And a degree in advanced ferreting.
Last of the Summer Wine, starring the dearly departed Peter Sallis as the inimitable Norman Clegg.
